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Dunkview is a series of video game playthrough reviews by Jason Gastrow on VideoGameDunkey. The series template basically consists of Gastrow playing the game for several times, and at the end giving it a score out of five. Only A few game has gotten a perfect five, and several games which have critical acclaim on other reviews have actually gotten zeroes in Dunkview ,some aren't use number. The first Dunkview came out in March 2011 for Toy Story 3--ironically, the film and not the tie-in video game. The highest any reviewed game has ever gotten is possibly the "Best Game of All Time Award", which was given to Max Payne 3.

List of reviewed games

Toy Story 3

3 out of 5, get it?

Donkey Kong Country Returns

3 out of 5 real good one

Killzone 3

3 out of 5, that's a call from George Washington

LA Noire

3 out of 5

Business Wars

0 out of 5, what a piece of shit!

Crysis 2 - Console Version

0 out of 5, What a fucking piece of shit. Actually, -5 out of 5. Fuckin' piece of shit.

Little Big Planet 2

0 out of 5, piece of shit!... Okay, 3 out of 5.

Kickmaster

0 out of 5!... Okay, I'll play... 0 out of 0. Wasn't even in the running.. for any points at all. HEY REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIPE

The Legend of Zelda

4 out of 5! What a piece of sh-

Minecraft

0 out of 1,000,000. There's a million points, didn't even get a single one. It's such a fucking.. abombination.

Zelda 2

Horse out of 5. What a piece!

Duke Nukem Forever

Don't play this. Out of 5.

WWE All Stars

Sigh* out of *ugh*

Hatris

What the heck? atafa

Superman 64

no.

Mortal Kombat

Too bad you... will die. Out of 5.

Penguin Wars

Weoooooooooooooooooo out of 5. Come buy my new movie.

Catherine

Stupidest God Damn Game Ever. Game Of The Year. Out of 5.

Timezone

Dinosaurs aren't real.

Payday : The Heist

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* out of 5. Better subscribe. MBA Live.

MMA

Not my mama. My mom's white.

Sonic Generations

Hippopotamus out of 14 points.

Runescape

10 out of 5 "What a steal!"

Max Payne 3

Best game of all time award

Far Cry 3

0 out of 5 she's got NO ASS.

The Last of Us

I give it a 10, cuz I'm a fuckin' idiot

GTA 5

0 out of 5

Destiny

2 out of 5 suck on my moon dick bungie

Smash Brothers 4

I give Smash Brothers 4 a five out of five, it's a mastapeece.

Star Wars Battlefront

"It's shallow, it's simplistic, it's repetitive, and you gotta pay $50 for new maps. I give this game a 2 out of 5 in its current state."

Banjo-Kazooie

5 out of 5, it's a mastapeece.

Tom Clancy's The Division

3 out of 5
"Tom Clancy man, you're crazy dude. How you make all these games by yourself?"

No Man's Sky

Initially* "I give Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door a 4 out of 5. Just a solid RPG."
after credits* "And I give No Man's Sky a 2 out of 5. What a piece of sh-"

Final Fantasy XV

"I give Final Fantasy XV a Chocobo." (3 out of 5)

Sonic Mania

5 out of 5, ITSA MASTAPEECE

Knack 2

"I give Knack 2 my first ever 10 out of 5, and that's just for the graphics alone, okay? Don't even get me started on the storyline!"

Metroid: Samus Returns

"I give Metroid a big--bigger than that--BIG-ass 3 out of 5."

Cuphead

"I give Cupfoot a 4 out of 5."

Super Mario Odyssey

5 out of 5 + Holy Shit Award

Shadow of the Colossus

3 out of 5, shoulda had more Knack

God of War

4 out of 5, finally the PS4 recieves it's Knack killer
jazz music plays
Knack 1 that is, not Knack 2, come on, let's-let's not be animals here

Red Dead Redemption II

I give Red Dead a 3 out of 5, and a big ole cigar

Death Stranding

1 out of 5, bad game

Animal Crossing : New Horizons

"I give it a 4 ..... "
Leah : "What?"
I mean a 5 out of 5.

Best game — The score given to Max Payne 3, arguably the highest any Dunkviewed game has ever received.

Super Mario Sunshine

4 points out of 5 - mastapeece...

The Last of Us Part II

"So I give this game a 4 out of 5. Shut the fuck up, Leafy."