League of Legends I Got It

League of Legends I Got It

"League of Legends: I Got It" is a VideoGameDunkey video released on July 11, 2013. It is one of Dunkey's raps, and it has over 540,000 hits and over 12,000 likes.


Ain't playing no tournaments

But I'm the most known player, no argument

Ha! Top paid, too, yabba dabba doo

Dude going to jail for what he said

Man FBI must want me dead

Now watch man, Machinima

Middle man, villain man

I'm comedian, they the laugh

Government try to take half

Fuck that shit, tax act

Took me a year to fly 6 hours

Atlanta International, Aerodrome Tower

Self loathing in seatbelts

Security checks so detailed

Baggage claim, John McClane

Died hard after Easter

Hung up on South Asian hoe

MSG and egg rolls

Dial tone busy don't wanna know

Arrive in Texas for the massacre

All fucked up neurovascular

I'm forgotten, Mac OS Cheetah

Shit's scarier than Amnesia

Romance is the plot device

James Bond singing, North Korea

Only woman love me, Mama Mia


Met some girl named Sandy

Modus operandi

Suck and lick, ride and trick

Spongebob squirrel bitch suck my dick

Met some hoe called Rena

Ace Ventura no brainer

Not the brightest, not the tightest

Won't let me tongue strap her ass at Midas

Fradulent, abstinent

Vietnamese accent

Vanity, center of gravity

Palm oil panties

Squeaky voice insanity

This one's name is Jenny

Somebody give this hoe an Emmy

Actin' like she's too good

Friendship misunderstood

Girl thinks she's leading the flock

Bitch, if you so hot, why I block you?

Chelsea, Chelsea

Always with the jealousy

If you saw what I'd see

You'd see me watching your Ds

Girl you had a huge rack

Black girl booty nothing wrong with that

And she's singing Marvin Gaye

Rock the world, man I'm here to stay

I thought I met a real lady

Not even close baby


(I called him a volisquare.)

(Oooohhh I'm telling on you!) 

(Ooohh shit)


(He fucking typed it wrong!)

Eh heh heh now ladies done talkin' to me

Must be a has-been

I ain't even good at League

That's why I gotta pick Shen

Put a hundred on (too fed)

I'll take a hundred off

Eating nothing but top lane

And drinking applesauce (hit the sauce)

Sitting on my ass

Playing video games

Sucking down this juice (hit the sauce) 

Like I am Max Payne

Skyping with bitches from Britain

She's barren, I'm smitten

Hundred pound women

50 pound chest

Sunfire cape

I am da best, HOO!

Plenty in the trunk

Took her for a test drive

Had to pay cash

I'd like to try a new model

This one's too fast

I think that they are women

I know that they are sluts

It's alright bitch, I like your fucking butt

(Hehe, hehe, hehe, I got it! Hehe!)