"League of Legends Horse Rap" is a VideoGameDunkey video released on April 21, 2012. It received over 650,000 hits, over 8,000 likes.
It is apparently about a pro LoL player who ends up in prison for doing crime, but they are eventually released and they wind up on a farm.
You don't put Dunkey in another rap video and another League of Legends video
Break out the motherfucking toothpaste and pizza rolls
Have this one on me, player
Hecram's your man, I ain't trying to be mean
I got the passive off of Fizz, but now that I'm on the scene
That shit's for little kids and his Q is a joke
That jump is fucking gay, ride against me ya smoked
Clearing wraiths like a felon, when I'm ganking there's no telling
Your mid lane is yelling, too bad he didn't check his spelling
And your buffs are disappearing in a haste
I lay your champs to waste
Isn't it always the case
You guys remind me of Face off of Nick Junior
Where the fuck is Blue?
I don't got no mana, what's a nigga to do?
Ya better get another dog, I got away with it too
Now saddle me up, let's ride into the sun
Platinum ELO here I come
Carrying these 1300s like I'm Dunn number one
I haven't this much fun since I shot someone
I did 10 years, I begged and I reasoned
And I pleaded and I pout
Then out of the fucking blue, they went and let me out
But it's alright y'all cuz I won't do it again
Did he ask me if I'm mad, I'm gonna do it again
Heckler is insane, kills preordained
With a body count like this, I thought I was playing Max Payne
Now I'm up on a farm, no reason for alarm
Through the locks with charm
Waving to the chickens, "I won't do ya no harm"
You see I'm here on a mission, Dunkstin's checking out
I'm running out of rhymes, that's what it's all about
Subtraction, addition, the gate rattles open
A stampede on all fours, the farmer lost his cattle
But the world is now yours
Be free my niggas
(assorted animal sounds with Dunkey mumbling in the background)